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Rderers are invisible to everyone else and when there is nothing―not even a smear of blood―to show that a boy has died Or was he a boyThis is Clary's first meeting with the Shadowhunters warriors dedicated to ridding the earth of demons It's also her first encounter with Jace a Shadowhunter who looks a little like an angel. Clary just shut the hell up

Summary City of Bones

City of Bones

And acts a lot like a jerk Within twenty four hours Clary is pulled into Jace's world with a vengeance when her mother disappears and Clary herself is attacked by a demon But why would demons be interested in ordinary mundanes like Clary and her mother And how did Clary suddenly get the Sight The Shadowhunters would like to kno. I was instantly enchanted when I first read City of Bones and that enchantment still holds four years and at least half a dozen re reads later in sptite of the fact that I m older wiser and should know better I ve also read countless reviews both adoring and loathing and have come to the conclusion that this book does not garner any type of middle ground you either love it or you hate it I m glad that I get to love it What else can I sayimage error

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When fifteen year old Clary Fray heads out to the Pandemonium Club in New York City she hardly expects to City of PDF or witness a murder― much less a murder committed by three teenagers covered with strange tattoos and brandishing bizarre weapons Then the body disappears into thin air It's hard to call the police when the mu. IMPORTANT EDIT 11418Fam I wrote this review in 2011 All of y all commenting in 2018 need to get over it I ve moved to a different account I ve moved past Cassandra Clare and while I maintain that this book is a blatant rip off of about 1000 other books and while a lot of you insist that she s an original author like it or not she does have a history with plagiarismbad behavior I haven t read any of her new stuff so I can t tell you if she s continued to toe the line with plagiarism or write poorly In fact I can tell you that a lot of people whose opinions I trust say that she s become a much better original writer I ve even considered reading some of her newer books If you enjoy her writing good for you If these books she s written are important to you I m happy for you My opinions are my opinions you don t have to share them What s really gross is the amount of bullying and personal attacks that are going on in these comments and in messages I ve received While I do regret some of the harshness of the original view attacking me or anyone else in the comments on either side of the fence is gross I ve received abuse about my looks about my writing abilities I don t write about my sex life people implying I should get laid about my mental health and even a few messages telling me to kill myself All because you don t like my opinion of a book Guys even if you hate this review you have to see that this is way too muchI ve grown up since writing this review and I sincerely hope that some of you have matured too since writing some of the hate that I ve read some of of which I ve deleted in these comments Please stop Please move on Review from 12411I ve been deliberating for a few hours over doing a Serious Business review of City of Bones and outlining the infinite number of problems that lie within but I decided that any critical thought that I could flesh out isn t going to be anything that you ve never heard before Therefore I choose the low road sarcasm and mockeryOh Cassie Clare you so crazy I can only guess that after writing almost a million words of Harry Potter fan fiction a bunch of people sucking your e cock for stealing whole paragraphs from books and uotes from Buffy simply wasn t enough No I understand You had to capitalize on all that time spent typing up whole paragraphs from books and outlining plots that pretty blatantly ripped off from various films books etc I get it I m sure that s how the Mortal Instruments came to fruition It is painfully obvious that your dopey red haired ingenue and snarky blond asshole were essentially Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy in Original Character clothing Ditto Simon being a hybrid of HarryRon and maybe Isabelle being a slutty Hermione But wait you didn t stop there Hodge is LupinPeter Pettigrew 20 and Luke is better known by his other name Sirius Black and I am not entirely sure why you didn t just call Valentine by his true name Voldemort And seriously though why not just call the Mortal Instruments by their true name the Deathly Hallows But wait it gets betterStrong with this novel the Force is because somehow there s a creepy Luke and Leia thing going on with Clary and Jace which for the record dude that s nasty How dare you let them make out and then discover they re related Because I had to know in order to keep myself from hurling up my dinner I did discover that this little detail does get resolved eventually but I reiterate that s nasty I thought the point of this book was to make teenage girls hold their hands to their hearts and swoon not make them want to upchuck with what I find to be your disturbing affinity for incest seriously you had the whole six episodes of Star Wars to steal uh draw inspiration from and you pick the creepy incesty parts But it s weird because if Jace and Clary are Luke and Leia does that make Simon Han Solo In a weird way I found Jace s whole over confident demeanor to be like Han which I guess is pretty on point with what happens in later novels In other news I will no longer be referring to Valentine as simply that he is now Darth Valentine Yes I said it I guess this makes Jocelyn Padme except she s not dead yetI must give you where credit where credit is due though Clary isn t a total dumb annoying doormat heroine which is essentially my biggest pet peeve in the entirety of fiction Instead Clary is just dumb and annoying Why the fuck does she slap everyone It doesn t make her a strong venerable female it makes her a psychotic bitch especially since there wasn t a single justifiable slap she delivered Also she s a moron Blind deaf babies knew that Simon was in love with her My dog knew that Simon was in love with her and the most complicated thought he has in a day is gee I think I ll lick my junk today I have no idea why it s such a surprise to her really This brings me to my second greatest pet peeve and yet another trope that you liberally borrowed from well everyone all the boys want Clary What the hell is this shit Clary isn t even likable You stole it off of Stephenie Meyer who stole it off of LJ Smith and frankly You keep copying copies the shittier looking and harder to read they get You are not an exception you are the ruleAlso okay So the Clave is like the circle of Jedi right And the Circle is like the Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters sort of but bad So like Order of the Sith kind of Also is Darth Valentine channeling Magneto from X Men The Last Stand with his whole purifying the race bullshit I think he is Now that I ve brought the X Men into the picture I can see the vast similarities there too Clary is film version Rogue and Wolverine Rogue because she can t be with the person she loves physically Rogue s life sucking power Clary s being in love with her brother and Wolverine because of the whole not having any memories thing and wondering why he has all this power Also The Institute The Knight BusHogsmeadeThe Leaky Cauldron because sometimes the Institute boards travelers and there s bad food at all three places much like Isabelle s cooking and also Xavier s School For Gifted Youngsters and Hodge is kind of Professor Xavier ese his inability to leave the institute Professor X s disability and also The Jedi Training Academy and also possibly Starfleet from TrekYou know what the funniest thing about all this is Cassie Clare You aren t even stealth about stealing You know when most people shoplift they maybe do a cursory look for the cameras and stuff something in their pocket when they think no one is looking but you re that chick that goes up to the clerk asks a clerk a uestion about a product you have in your hand while winking that you just don t have the money to pay for it In this book there were blatant reference to both X Men and Star Wars Magneto and Prof X by name and the dice hanging up in the Millennium FalconNow that I ve drawn all necessary attention to your totally original content I want to talk about the story in general I read this book because it was handed down to me by my recently turned eleven year old niece I figured okay I ll figure out what the big deal is with this book since everyone and their mom no really I think my mom too has read it My niece isn t what anyone would call fastidious she hates cleaning her room and at dinner she likes to mash all of her food together and make a sculpture with it and then eat it Imagine my surprise when I saw that the portion of the book I borrowed from her had pages upon pages of highlighted words I figured aw cute she highlighted her favorite parts But no my eleven year old niece had gone through the book and highlighted grammatical errors There were misspellings comma splices and just general bad phrasing all throughout She had also highlighted words that she saw in multiples Seriously Cassie Clare I get it Every time a wolf shows up in your book you don t have to describe it as brindled I get it Did your word of the day calendar run out Did you lose your thesaurus Do you have a short term memory problem and forget that you used the word brindled to describe a wolf eight times I can t even talk about the metaphors and the similes I can t I used to like them Now they make me want to punch toddlers in the face because your book is full of approximately nine hundred and thirty three million of them I am also not going to talk about your bizarre tense changes and the random chapter you threw in from Luke s point of view which was completely out of character for both a man and a human let alone Luke no one talks like thatAnother thing that I want to reference is this whole stele thing In Tatiana s review she mentioned that there didn t seem to be any parameters with this stele it seemed to be a fix it for whenever you had written yourself into a hole I may not have noticed it had I not read the review first given that as I was trudging through I was filled with an irrational rage It s a very good point though But since I read your book in three days just to get through it I m feeling like an asshole and I want to ask the following uestions can the stele make me look like Scarlett Johansson can the stele magic a cheeseburger out of thin air These are uestions of vital importance Because if the stele can t maybe you want to consider it in case one of your characters gets stuck on an island with no food for three years or somethingIn conclusion Cassie Clare OF COURSE YOUR BOOK IS GOOD YOU STOLE EVERYTHING IN IT FROM OTHER PEOPLE I just want to say that I sincerely hope that you makehave made a lot of money off your books I also hope that the people you blatantly stole your content from take it all from you when they sue youHere is the Reader s Digest version of this reviewThe Mortal Instruments Harry PotterStar WarsX Menpossibly Star TrekClary Fray Ginny WeasleyPrincess LeiaRogueWolverineUhuraCassandra Clare herselfJace Wayland Draco MalfoyLuke SkywalkerHan SoloWolverinepossibly Captain KirkSimon HarryRonCyclopssometimes Han Solopossibly SpockIsabelle Slutty Hermioneone of the green chicks Captain Kirk always hits it withone of Jabba the Hut s slavespossibly Jubilee or another dumb irrelevant mutantAlec token gay characterC 3P0Luke Sirius BlackChewbaccaJocelyn PadmeHodge Remus LupinPeter PettigrewProfessor XavierValentine VoldemortDarth VaderMagnetoThe Institute The Knight BusHogsmeadeThe Leaky Cauldron12 Grimmauld PlaceXavier s School For Gifted YoungstersStarfleet AcademyChurch the cat Mrs NorrisR2D2the portals Floo NetworkDisapperatingBeam me up ScottyEDITSomeone pointed out that mundies muggles GOOD POINT YO

10 thoughts on “City of Bones

  1. says:

    IMPORTANT EDIT 11418Fam I wrote this review in 2011 All of y'all commenting in 2018 need to get over it I've moved to a different account I've moved past Cassandra Clare and while I maintain that this book is a blatant rip off of about 1000 other books and while a lot of you insist that she's an original author like it or not she does have a history with plagiarismbad behavior I haven't read any of her new stuff so I can't tell y

  2. says:

    15 year old Clary witnesses a crime at a trendy New York night club Interesting thing nobody but Clary can see bo

  3. says:

    Wow I was reading some reviews on this and people either hate or love it I am not ashamed to say I belong to the

  4. says:

    Warning won't contain spoilers cause I didn't get far enough to give a fuck and discover anything worth spoilingOkay so let me get this out straight I have never NOT finished a book before Okay I'm lying The History of Sexuality Volume 1 by Michel Foucault remains unfinished as does Villette by Charlotte Bronte Why? Because they were boringBecause as I read them I wanted to take a cheese grater to my skull an

  5. says:

    Okay so I’m far behind the curve on reading this but I very much enjoyed my introduction to the world of nephilim Shadowhunters and demons Clare constructed a vivid believable parallel world with great characters punchy dialogue and a winning mix of humor pathos and action I like her take on warlocks vampires and werewo

  6. says:

    Clary just shut the hell up

  7. says:

    19 Apr '16 Bet you're sick of my updates nowJust for reference on the recent Sherrilyn Kenyon v Cassandra ClareKenyon has filed a lawsuit against Clare and also provides a list of alleged similarities between Clare's work to her ownRead and decide for yourself 15 Jun '13 update again Saw some stills for the mo

  8. says:

    A great and interesting books I manages to combine the infulences from many of top fictional series of our time It combines hidden magic world of Harry Potter the teenage drama of Buffy and a couple of themes from Star Wars as well The book is very well written and fast pacesWe follow Clary Fray a 15 year old misfit trying to find heself n

  9. says:

    I was instantly enchanted when I first read City of Bones and that enchantment still holds four years and at least half a dozen re reads later in sptite of the fact that I'm older wiser and should know better I've also read countless reviews both adoring and loathing and have come to the conclusion that this book does not

  10. says:

    I was never expecting anything from this but an entertaining and maybe a little bit forgettable book I was wrong; I found this completely unforgettable For being a trainwreckTo be uite honest I think 75% of the hype for this series comes from nostalgia Listen I'm sorry I know this isn't everything but I really don't get why these

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